Damn, Allstate

"Baeromez" (Baeromez) 09/07/2015 at 01:15 • Filed to: None

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You’re creepin me out, bro.

BugEyedBimmer - back in the Saddle Dakota Leather > Baeromez 09/07/2015 at 01:21

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Apparently the Allstate ad division has decided to try the direct approach.

Birddog > BugEyedBimmer - back in the Saddle Dakota Leather 09/07/2015 at 01:25

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Woah. The “direct” approach would involve “Hit Men”.

This is just a company with too much mon.. Oh jeez.

This doesn’t end well.

Birddog > Baeromez 09/07/2015 at 01:28

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Have you seen their Compound in Northbrook? They own half the town!

Baeromez > BugEyedBimmer - back in the Saddle Dakota Leather 09/07/2015 at 01:28

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I guess people are starting to realized that life insurance is the biggest scam going, and they’ve had to switch to scare tactics.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Baeromez 09/07/2015 at 02:00

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“I could die?”

No, you WILL die. C’mon, Allstate!

orcim > Baeromez 09/07/2015 at 02:20

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If you haven’t noticed, almost *everything* is scare tactics. (At least what’s really important.)

I have to admit tho, the car sales thing hasn’t gone that direction (unless you consider not keeping up with the Jones’ “scare” tactics.) I like that. They just tell me that I pull bigger rocks, get to higher places, go faster, have a naked significant other next to me in the car, etc.

Baeromez > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 09/07/2015 at 02:24

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EXACTLY!

orcim > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 09/07/2015 at 02:24

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I remember very specific phases of: not knowing I could die, knowing I could die (short), not caring about dying because immortal [duh], I could die but what could go wrong, and then oh, yeah, I’m gonna die.

Depends on the phase I think.